(Sixty) Seven Hills of Seattle Time Trial

In celebration of bikes, beer, recreational cannabis, friends and family, another trip around the sun, the arrival of spring, just because, why not, and perhaps, above all, because life goes up, life goes down, life goes all around,   327 Words  proudly presents the   The (Sixty) Seven Hills of Seattle,  an alleycat-style bike race featuring plenty of rising, falling, and going forward by heading backwards   beginning at  2020 Cycle   at 21st and Union in Seattle, WA on Saturday, March 30 at 3:27 sharp, signups commencing around 2:30 or so. Come on out and enjoy an opportunity to explore by bicycle the traditional Seven Hills of Seattle, not quite the same as taking a chariot up and down the venerable Seven Hills of Rome, but still a pretty good time to be had by all! Riders, following the traditional group time trial format, will pack together 67 years of shenanigans into  far less than 67 miles of"racing,  in order to visit the six extant hilltops along with the one that was slu